Hello there. Welcome, etc.

These pages are the electronic home of Jonathon Wilson. Thanks for asking. I’m a UK-based author, critic, pundit, and sometimes some other things. I produce and sell many wonderful words, some serious, some funny, some that probably don’t make much sense. They’re all here. Or, more specifically, they’re here.

If you’re the kind of person who pays other people to write words for them, or if you’re hoping to organise some kind of illicit sexual encounter, you should email me. I’m always looking for cool new opportunities, and I’m always available for work. If I wasn’t, my daughter would starve to death. And her mum really doesn’t want that.

I write about lots of shit. You probably won’t like it all. That’s fine, but please don’t tell me about it. I have enough problems and I’m not your mum. The internet is a big place. Just go somewhere else. Quietly. Having said that, feel free to leave comments anywhere you like. I have a hectic playboy lifestyle, so I won’t always get back to you straight away, but I do read them all and reply to the vast majority. Shoot.

Anyway, I think that’s it. Thanks for reading. Hopefully you can find a reason to stick around. If not, that’s fine too. Just live your life. And be nice to people.




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